{"product_id":"john-carpenter-s-toxic-commando-1209f7b9","title":"John Carpenter's Toxic Commando","description":"In the near future, an experimental attempt to harness the power of the Earth’s core ends in a terrifying disaster: the release of the Sludge God. This eldritch abomination begins terraforming the area, turning soil to scum and the living… to undead monsters! However, the genius behind the experiment has a plan to make things right. All he needs is a team of competent, highly-trained mercenaries to get the job done. Unfortunately, those are all too expensive. Which is why he’s hired…The Toxic Commandos! Take control of one of the commandos, team up with your friends and send the Sludge God and its horde of things-that-should-never-be back to the underworld. Choose the class that matches your playstyle, pile into your favorite ride, and unload an array of gunfire, grenades, special abilities, and freaking katanas as you save the planet. So if you’re the kind of person who likes: -Buddy-movie vibes and the over-the-top humor, action, and horror of classic 80s cinema, inspired by the legendary John Carpenter… -Teaming up with friends to face down hordes of monsters who want to eat your face… -An explosive cocktail of visceral FPS action and apocalyptic environments… -Upgrading your skills and testing new abilities against increasingly hardcore challenges… -Saving the planet against impossible odds… then now’s your time to go commando!\u003cbr\u003e\n \n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eTake control of one of the commandos, team up with your friends and send the Sludge God and its horde of things-that-should-never-be back to the underworld.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eChoose the class that matches your playstyle, pile into your favorite ride, and unload an array of gunfire, grenades, special abilities, and freaking katanas as you save the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eBuy the physical edition of John Carpenter's Toxic Commando to receive \"Leon's Secret Stash\" DLC, which grants you access to 1 skin for each playable character, the ACW-20 primary weapon, the Wakizashi melee weapon and the \"First In Last Out\" player profile and title.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eInternet required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 9.75pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eShipping Note:\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Arial; font-size: 9.75pt; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial;\"\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/admin.woot.com\/warranty\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9.75pt; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial;\"\u003e90 Day Woot Limited Warranty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55737692029096,"sku":"1209f7b9-0ef6-4d3e-8a6b-c436ff5f8eb3","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/2661\/8792\/files\/16ef213f-0c83-4d78-8df5-ae76d58dc5f7.png?v=1783791576","url":"https:\/\/pennymiley.myshopify.com\/products\/john-carpenter-s-toxic-commando-1209f7b9","provider":"Kimberly Martinez Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}